Coworkers are such fun, they give me opportunity for conversations such as this:<\/p>\n
Them<\/b>: My mouse stopped moving (and fiddles with the connection)
\nMe<\/b>: Try pressing the Windows Key (to see if Windows responds, natch)
\nThem<\/b>: I don’t see it. Oh there it is, but how am I supposed to press it when the mouse won’t move?
\nMe<\/b>: (smacks forehead) It’s on the keyboard, the little Windows logo
\nThem<\/b>: Could you give me a hint where to look?
\nMe<\/b>: Between Alt and Ctrl
\nThem<\/b>: The Spacebar?
\nMe<\/b>: (slams head on desk) No, to the left
\nThem<\/b>: Oh, the little windows flag <\/p>\n
At which point Windows had stopped whatever it was doing and let the mouse move again. I shit you not, that’s how the dialogue went. These people are being paid to help other people set up their e-mail.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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